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May 13, 2013
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!
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May 13, 2013
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
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May 5, 2013
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
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May 5, 2013
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
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May 5, 2013
the heart may freeze, or it can burn: attains: andsuddenlycoffee: andsuddenlycoffee: excalilbur: attains: if...
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips”…
May 5, 2013
i just wanna be gOOD AT DRAWING PEOPLE KISSING EACH OTHER
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May 5, 2013
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May 5, 2013
My friend was hungry, so she ordered the biggest pizza the pizza place had. It just came.
ITS THE BIGGEST FUCKING PIZZA I HAVE EVER SEEN
AND SHE SAYS SHE CAN EAT IT ALL
UPDATE: IT IS HALF GONE AND SHE HAS SEEN THIS POST AND IS NOW CHANTING “I can eat it all, I can eat it all” under her breath
UPDATE: ITS FUCKING GONE
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE DO IT
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May 5, 2013
in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.
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May 5, 2013
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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Derek Assenço Creuz, 15 years old. I can be pretty cool, or I can make you wish my death. I can be cool, or just be mad. I can be what you want.
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