straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
My friend was hungry, so she ordered the biggest pizza the pizza place had. It just came.
ITS THE BIGGEST FUCKING PIZZA I HAVE EVER SEEN
AND SHE SAYS SHE CAN EAT IT ALL
UPDATE: IT IS HALF GONE AND SHE HAS SEEN THIS POST AND IS NOW CHANTING “I can eat it all, I can eat it all” under her breath
UPDATE: ITS FUCKING GONE
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE DO IT
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
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